Not Gonna Happen

A Kentucky lawmaker wants to make it illegal to post comments anonymously on the internet.

Tip: if you ever want to get made fun of a lot on the internet, go get elected to Congress and try to pass a bill that outlaws anonymous posting. Another valid approach is to explain that the internet is in fact a vast network of pneumatic tubes in an argument against net neutrality. (Well ok, I made up the "pneumatic" part, but only because I wanted to instill into your heads that satisfying thoomp sound.)