Google's critique of humanity

When you enter "why won't" into a Google search bar, you get the following suggestions, in this order:

why won't--

• limewire connect
• god heal amputees
• my iphone sync
• my car start
• my ipod turn on
• he marry me
• itunes open
• he propose
• my dog eat
• he call

These are the deep philosophical questions we all face.