Maureen Dowd ft. Aaron Sorkin

Patrick points us to an authentic, Sorkin-authored dialog between Obama and Bartlet. Hard not to imagine them walking brusquely through a series of hallways while uttering lines like these:

BARTLET I meant the Republicans. The Us versus Them-a-thon. As a Democrat I was surprised to learn that I don’t like small towns, God, people with jobs or America. I’ve been a little out of touch but is there a mandate that the vice president be skilled at field dressing a moose —

OBAMA Look —

BARTLET — and selling Air Force Two on eBay?

Ah, West Wing crack.