Maverick in a jetwash

Republicans have got to be worried that it's less than 100 days to the general election, and the McCain campaign is all over the place. First they base his whole candidacy on the notion that McCain has Honor, Courage, and American Pride oozing out of every pore and orifice--which is just fine. But now they are undermining that theme by launching a spate of ridiculous attack ads against Obama, one in which they make the baseless accusation that Obama neglected to visit wounded troops at a hospital because the press would not be there, and another in which they dismiss Obama as a mere substanceless celebrity on a par with Britany Spears and Paris Hilton (again making inaccurate claims). This sort of thing hurts McCain, not just because it contradicts his claims to various capitalized classical virtues, but because these schoolyard-taunt-level jabs reinforce the negative image of John McCain as short-tempered, immature, and deserving of his old highschool nickname.

And it's not just McCain's campaign strategy that's in disarray--he is all over the place on the issues, too. At first he opposed the Bush tax cuts, but now he supports them. He has also reversed himself on immigration, landing himself in the awkward position of opposing his own immigration bill. And now there are murmurs that he may not be committed to a cap-and-trade scheme to reduce carbon emissions after all. The Maverick has been systematically de-Mavericking himself.

A lot of people are using all this to level criticism at McCain, which of course is fine, but I think the root cause of all this spasmodic behavior is the fact that Republicans have put McCain in a totally untenable position. Rather than gaining an advantage during the lengthy period of time in which he had the nomination rapped up while Obama and Clinton were still duking it out, McCain was forced to spend all of his energies pandering to and consolidating the Republican base. The Rush/Hannity/Romney wing of the Republican party was unwilling to go along with McCain's deviations from Republican orthodoxy, and so he has had to gradually and painfully reverse himself on the very issues which made him stand out in the first place.

The Rushes, Hannities, and Romnies might be satisfied with the transformation they've wrought, but they've also completely hamstrung their guy for the general election. Because McCain can no longer run on his sometimes-unorthodox-for-a-Republican but always-arch-conservative record, he is forced to ineffectually attack made-up character flaws of his opponent. And the Republican establishment is following suit, leading to some weird results: "terrorist fist-jabs", seven-house-owning-heiress-marrying McCain calling Obama an elitist, Karl Rove absurdly characterizing Obama as "that guy at the country club" who "makes snide comments about everyone who passes by".* The inexplicable comparison of Obama to Paris Hilton--in a campaign ad--is just the latest installment.

Unless there is a big change in the so-called "fundamentals", McCain is going to have a hell of a time winning this thing. The Independents have cooled to him because of his tacking towards the ideological right, and the ideological right still harbors the sneaking suspicion that this guy is some kind of Independent. And since there's no Hillary--and Republicans can't really remember what Republicans not being in power is like--there's little sense of urgency in getting McCain elected.

To top it all off, the GOP continues its disturbing morning ritual of playing Russian Roulette with its foot--giving us a consistent stream of Republican indictments, contempts-of-Congress, and balls-out law-breaking. For Democrats these days, it's like God is smiling down on us and nodding, "Yes", and then holding Karl Rove in contempt.

So, we'll see if McCain can figure out a way to bounce back. I just hope he keeps cranking out those entertaining commercials.


* The most awesome thing about this story was the fact that, in Karl Rove World, it makes sense to assume that your audience can relate to "that guy at the country club". You know, like that guy you always see at the Billionaire Yacht Faberge Egg Convention whose always making those snide remarks about your Faberge Egg that's on your yacht...I fucking hate those guys.